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[G][Em][C][D][G][Em][C][D]

[G]I ble[Em]w over[C] the li[D]ne
[G]He cuff[Em]ed me and b[C]rought me 
i[D]n like a p[G]rize
I [Em]spit on the [C]floor 
just to [D]piss him o[G]ff
He [Em]pulled out his [C]taser 
cause he's [D]got no c[G]ock
[Em][C]F[D]ucking c[G]ops[Em][C][D]

[G]I s[Em]at on the [C]stone 
and I [D]thought a [G]lot
Two j[Em]unkies were [C]coked up 
and [D]wouldn't stop t[G]alking
Lately I[Em]'ve been thinkin[C]g 
I need to [D]make a cha[G]nge
In how I[Em] do and what 
I[C] say and [D]behave[D]

[G]Taking [Em]everyt[C]hing for [D]granted
[G]The moment someone [Em]does something 
[C]nice I take [D]advantage
[G]Easy breezy[Em] 
only when it[C] pleases [D]me, 
I've been t[Am]old
[C]I'm kind of an as[G]shole[Em][C]
[D]I'm kind of an as[G]shole[Em][C][D]

[G]My [Em]wife picked me [C]up 
and she [D]gripped the [G]wheel
"How [Em]dare you, who [C]are you?" 
and [D]shit got r[G]eal
She was [Em]crying, 
I was [C]playing a g[D]ame on my [G]phone
Tryin' to[Em] think if there's any 
[C]weed left at h[D]ome[D]

[G]Taking [Em]everyt[C]hing for [D]granted
[G]The moment someone [Em]does something [C]nice
 I take [D]advantage
[G]Easy breezy[Em] only when it[C] pleases [D]me, 
I've been t[Am]old[Am]
[C]I'm kind of an as[G]shole[Em][C]
[D]I'm kind of an as[G]shole[Em][C]
[D]I'm kind of an as[G]shole[Em] as[C]shole   
I[D]'m a fucking asshole[G]